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2007-11-11T01:21:00.000+08:00

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the singaporean way

2007-10-21T08:18:00.000+08:00

http://economist.com/world/international/displaystory.cfm?story_id=9989914

This is a brilliant and insightful piece on the education industry!

in particular, i liked this bit:

"Begin with hiring the best. There is no question that, as one South Korean official put it, “the quality of an education system cannot exceed the quality of its teachers.” Studies in Tennessee and Dallas have shown that, if you take pupils of average ability and give them to teachers deemed in the top fifth of the profession, they end up in the top 10% of student performers; if you give them to teachers from the bottom fifth, they end up at the bottom. The quality of teachers affects student performance more than anything else."

- The Economist

teacher allocation is something i feel strongly about. why do the best schools get the best teachers? this is a contentious issue, i suppose, but from what i gather from various sources (sister, friends etc), it seems to me that the better teachers are being siphoned off to the best schools. conversely, the average quality (there are exceptions!) of teachers in a neighborhood school seems to be distinctly lower. i can't prove this with statistics, but i think my gut feel is pretty close. after all, the top schools are mostly independent and have autonomy in choosing their own teachers. the incentive to teach in a top school is obvious, coupled with the independent schools' ability to choose the best teachers available to them, it is no wonder they get the best, though there are some teachers who are posted there by the ministry. talk about market power.

if indeed the above study is accurate, then equality within the education system, and possibly within singapore's society, could be improved by allocating the best teachers to the weaker schools. in practice, i doubt the relationship is so direct, but surely it will make a difference!

Then maybe, we wouldnt see such a huge gulf in standards between the top 20 secondary schools and the next 20 ones. of course, there are other factors for this huge gulf, chiefly the admissions criteria. the best schools take the best students, period. combine the best students with the best teachers, and u have scholastic hegemony!

giving the weaker students a boost by allocating them the best teachers could see them perform better at the O and A levels, and eventually at the tertiary level. the impact is felt the greatest at the secondary level, which is the student's formative period. the basics for higher learning are taught at this level, so a better (in my opinion at least) allocation of teachers at this level will encourage a more equal student population. furthermore, weaker students are discouraged more easily in general, since failure can cause a downward spiral. the best teachers may be able to help them get better grades and a renewed confidence, which is so vital in any endeavour. The brightest students, even if they are given so-called weaker teachers, will excel and be the best. definitely the performance of the top schools will suffer a little, but call me utilitarian for i believe in the greatest good for the greatest number of people! roar! besides, the gains made by the weaker students will most probably outweigh the losses made by the brighter students, so this represents a hicks-kaldor improvement, making the education system more efficient (i hope i got this theory right).

eventually, what singapore will get is a workforce with better higher-order thinking skills. the average ability of the workforce will be higher, with less inequality. this translates into more competitive workers and a more equal society. once again, my theorizing is based on two assumptions:

1. there is a difference in the average quality of teachers in the top and bottom schools
2. better teachers will make a tangible difference to weaker students

another point in the article was that the most important factor in a successful education system is the quality of the teachers. What this means is that the success of the singaporean education system, which employs teachers from the top 30% of graduates, is built on the high quality of its teachers, and less on its curriculum! by curriculum, i mean the style of teaching and learning (rote application, the irony). hopefully, our system will move away from the current one, which has its benefits, to a true application-based learning model. the integrated programme is a baby step towards that eventual target, but hardly enough (or effective, as it currently seems). so let's go MOE *clap clap*!

woah this is a long long long entry, and the most intellectual one i've ever made. this is something i've always felt strongly about though.

back to the suck.

finally

2007-10-03T19:41:00.000+08:00

finally, all the money for the boat has been collected! ALL $2830 (from my batch at least)!!! accomplishment.

passed the money to mr koh yst. shit everytime i go back to rj i keep seeing the same old faces, i bet they think im damn no-lifer (i know many of u will agree but WHATEVER haha i had official business). slacked around in the gym after that and had a very amusing talk with daojie, telling me about the latest chicks in town! no la, it was just a casual conversation. apart from that my sexybag got insulted a couple of times yet again.

had my first driving lesson yst as well... it was quite cock, bad attitude driving instructor can go... nvm. the clutch was abit weird and quite psychomotor. for some reason its so much easier to transit from 1st to 2nd gear than to just start moving off in 1st gear. actually the gear change feels abit like kayak kicking.

now i need to schedule my next driving lesson, but the guy is not picking up my calls damn.

was just browsing through an article on the monk protest in myanmar just now. apparently the IMF and world bank recommended the junta to lower fuel subsidies at the end of last year, due to its terrible budget deficit. i don't know whether this recommendation had any bearing on the junta's decision to slash fuel subsidies (even if it did, was the cut in subsidies meant to be this large?), the eventual spark that led to the protests. neither am i denying that the resentment towards the junta made a showdown between myanmar's people and its rulers inevitable sooner or later. it is just interesting to note whether the IMF and world bank considered the consequences to their policy recommendation, if it had indeed been taken up.

anw i think the west's and asia's insistence on using burma and myanmar respectively is amusing.

yo homies

2007-09-24T21:07:00.000+08:00

bye bye jilyn, we will miss u for the best part of the next 3 or 4 years!!!

and much thanks goes out to gerbert for buying me my 5 month belated birthday present.

this week is set to be a sucky one. i can feel it in my fingers.

i had duty last night, and im going to have duty again tmr night. ahhh.

approximately 15 months to ORD.

BACK FROM HONG KONG!!!! (for the second time this year:)

2007-09-14T22:48:00.000+08:00

my trip to hk was not bad on the whole, though it was punctuated with a stomach upset and a fever. still, nothing daunts a soldier of the SAF. i was quickly back on my feet to die another day.

so here is what i've bought...

1. clothes - 3 tops, 2 bottoms, some socks
2. 1 pair of shoes
3. 1 belt
4. 1 CK perfume
5. alcohol - 1 glenfiddich whiskey, 1 baileys
6. tonnes of vcds
7. 1 pair of act cool chao ah beng shades

i wasnt my usual greedy self in hk due to my bout of intestinal discomfort, so moderation was the order of the day during meals. one good thing about travelling with parents is that my spending power increases exponentially. not only did i have a larger amount of disposable cash, i also had the holy grail of shopping too - THE CREDIT CARD. the food was good at times, but it was generally too salty and oily for my liking. one such (unhealthy) meal once in a while is fine, but once every few hours is really overkill.

the shopping in hk is really good, i must say. the prices are by no means cheap, in fact they are comparable or even higher than singapore's, but the variety and choice available is simply overwhelming! the people there dress much better too; of course u have the usual slobs, but in general, the fashion scene there is pretty good.

btw i stayed in kimberly hotel again! the same hotel i stayed in when i was last in hk with d!nGs yabbie and amishrake earlier this year. shopping there is fantastic so if any of uall wanna go to hk do check kimberly out! one thing that annoyed me abt the hotel room was the state of its beds. i was practically sleeping on the springs wtf it was so hard! the pillow gave me a sore neck too. thankfully i asked for another pillow after a couple of nightmarish nights.

oh.. speaking of nightmarish nights, i was quite sick the first night, with a mild diarrhoea (i think i got the spelling right :) and fever. i had a really weird dream; i think it was of some bombing (mightve been bombing), and i woke up with a start at 1245 am of SEPTEMBER 11 2007! wow mightve been an omen hmhm. but clearly it wasnt cuz the news the next day didnt mention any significant happening.

ok thats all for now! ive got WORK tmr believe it or not.

ps. the hk girls are damn hot. i dont know why, maybe army is turning me desperate, but the girls i saw on the trip this time round are so much much much hotter than the ones i saw the last time. so now, my impression is that hk girls >>> singapore girls. oh well majullah singapura! may our girls strive for the looks of hk girls!

I'm a lemon

2007-09-01T04:51:00.000+08:00

it is the 1st of september, 472 days to ORD. wake me up, when next september ends.

having duty now, going to have duty again on sunday sian.

so what have i been up to in the past few weeks? nothing much actually. the same shit, just different days.

ok i caught bourne ultimatum with the class and rush hour 3 with berbert. apart from that, i found out that i'm gonna be promoted to CPL Wong soon, but i don't know when... it can't be far now! the pay increase of $70 will be used to cover my transport cost.

i've been reading alot lately... in the past 3 months i've completed

1. The God Delusion
2. Can Asians Think?
3. The Undercover Economist

as u can see i'm not much of a fiction person :p currently reading The Shia Revival, which is a fascinating insight to Shia history, and to a lesser extent, Sunni history, and the Holy Bible. i've been reading quite some periodicals and editorial sites online too! oh joy, at least my brain will not rot (further).

Today is going to be an action-packed day; teachers' day lunch with miss wong and the class, followed by an RI GEP '04 GATHERING at RI!!!!! i'm quite excited about the gep gathering, i miss the gep days alot! no, not the elitism, but the special bond between an eclectic mix of cocksters haha! ahh the good old days, gone and irreplaceable.

Going to HK from 10-14 September! second time this year oh man, but what to do? my family wants to go there, so i tag along (and eat and shop non-stop) in good spirit :) after this trip i will still have 6 days of leave, so when shall i use them?

That shall be decided in due course.

Right now, I just need an MC for i'm sick of life.

real good grub

2007-08-11T12:08:00.000+08:00

Hossan Leong doing a spoof of 'We Didn't Start The Fire' by Billy Joel! fantastic shite man!

Humans...

2007-07-31T13:16:00.000+08:00

The human race is extremely annoying. Many people have the impression that there is a greater cause that should govern us in our actions and motives. Take a look at the world around and you will find many instances of this - Salafism in the Middle East, the championing of human rights and democracy. We have this misconstrued belief that our ideals are universal and applicable to every society, without ever pausing to consider alternatives and the underlying circumstances. The clash of faiths and ideologies highlight this stubborn streak in our societies today, and more worringly, the root of these conflicts is unlikely to be abated in the near future. We humans, in all of history, have always unabashedly imposed our believes upon others, and will continute to do so. Success in spreading our ideals will reinvigorate and motivate efforts, similarly, failure in doing so will simply translate into more fervent efforts. It will take a large amount of enlightenment and common sense before the world forges ahead as one, peaceful and coexisting unit.

So please, let us open up our hearts and minds.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

2007-07-22T21:05:00.000+08:00

An absolutely SMASHING read!!!

I would say that this is the best book of the series, followed closely by the Prisoner of Azkaban!

All 600 pages of it blew me away man... at the end of it i was pretty darn sad since there won't be any more HP books :(

However, i have to say that this is certainly no kids book. many many many deaths, although they weren't disgusting or anything. Great that there's a happy ending!

For a children's series, i must say that HP has very mature themes indeed.

Man, i still can't believe the series is over. It's been about 7 or 8 years since i first picked up the first book, and i can't get enough of the series!

Here's a toast to JK ROWLING. THANKS FOR THE BEST STORY IVE EVER READ.

Thanks for capturing the imagination of a whole generation of kids!

have we got the spirit?

2007-07-13T22:44:00.000+08:00

this year has been a bad year for rjcanoeing. lets hope that this year is only a blip.

Yet i dont foresee much improvement if rj doesnt give more support to canoeing... even in my year it was already quite a stretch. to think we almost pipped HC to 2nd! sigh, it saddens me but whats done is done; lets hope the j1s reflect on why we failed this year and step it up next year to bring us back to our former glory. RJCANOEING NEEDS MORE WATER TRAININGS AND MORE MONEY TO BUY BOATS! yet to blame it all on the school admin is nothing short of evasion... the team must work on her weaknesses as well.

its been a shagging week. im damn shagged. irregular meals, lots of sun and little sleep.

but this month is exciting. Harry Potter OOTP movie on sunday, followed by the relase of the 7th book on the 21st !!!! man! HP fan here sorry!

human psychology and the roots of religion?

2007-07-08T08:51:00.000+08:00

CARGO CULTS

"Discussions of cargo cults usually begin with a series of movements that occurred in the late nineteenth century and early twentieth century. The earliest recorded cargo cult was the Tuka Movement that began in Fiji in 1885. Cargo cults occurred periodically in many parts of the island of New Guinea, including the Taro Cult in Northern Papua New Guinea, and the Vailala Madness that arose in 1919 and was documented by F.E. Williams, one of the first anthropologists to conduct fieldwork in Papua New Guinea. Less dramatic cargo cults have appeared in western New Guinea as well, including the Asmat and Dani areas.

The classic period of cargo cult activity, however, was in the years during and after World War II. The vast amounts of war matériel that were airdropped into these islands during the Pacific campaign against the Empire of Japan necessarily meant drastic changes to the lifestyle of the islanders, many of whom had never seen Westerners or Japanese before. Manufactured clothing, medicine, canned food, tents, weapons and other useful goods arrived in vast quantities to equip soldiers — and also the islanders who were their guides and hosts. With the end of the war the airbases were abandoned, and "cargo" was no longer being dropped.

In attempts to get cargo to fall by parachute or land in planes or ships again, islanders imitated the same practices they had seen the soldiers, sailors and airmen use. They carved headphones from wood, and wore them while sitting in fabricated control towers. They waved the landing signals while standing on the runways. They lit signal fires and torches to light up runways and lighthouses. The cultists thought that the foreigners had some special connection to their own ancestors, who were the only beings powerful enough to produce such riches.

In a form of sympathetic magic, many built life-size mockups of airplanes out of straw, and created new military style landing strips, hoping to attract more airplanes. Ultimately, though these practices did not bring about the return of the god-like airplanes that brought such marvelous cargo during the war, they did have the effect of eradicating the religious practices that had existed prior to the war.

Over the last seventy-five years most cargo cults have petered out. Yet, the John Frum cult is still active on the island of Tanna, Vanuatu. And from time to time, the term "cargo cult" is invoked as an English language idiom, to mean any group of people who imitate the superficial exterior of a process or system without having any understanding of the underlying substance."

-From Wikipedia

The John Frum Cult

"John Frum is a figure associated with cargo cults on the island of Tanna in Vanuatu. He is depicted as an American World War II serviceman, who will bring wealth and prosperity to the people if they follow him. He is sometimes portrayed as black, sometimes as white; from David Attenborough's report of an encounter: "'E look like you. 'E got white face. 'E tall man. 'E live 'long South America."

It is not known whether the religion arose spontaneously or was deliberately created; nor is it clear whether an individual named "John Frum" existed in the first place; the name is sometimes considered a corruption of "John from (America)", which the natives heard from US GIs during World War II. Frum is an extremely rare name in the English-speaking world, appearing only four times in USA telephone directories and not at all in either the 1851 or 1901 censuses of the United Kingdom. There are no records of the John Frum religion before 1940.

Some people living around Sulphur Bay on Tanna revere a god named Kerapenmun associated with the extinct volcano Mount Tukosmeru; the attributes of this god influenced the development of the John Frum movement. A native named Manehivi, under the alias of Jon Frum, began the cult by appearing among people and making promises of houses, clothes, food, and transport. He promised the dawn of a new age, in which all white people, including missionaries, would leave the New Hebrides (as they were then known), and that the native Melanesians would gain access to the material wealth which white people enjoyed. For this to happen, the people of Tanna should reject all aspects of European society (money, Western education, Christianity, work on copra plantations) and return to traditional kastom (a word for native Tannese customs.)

In 1941, followers of John Frum rid themselves of their money in a frenzy of spending, left the missionary churches, schools, villages and plantations, and moved further inland to celebrate traditional custom through feasts, dances and rituals. The movement gained traction in the 1940s when some 300,000 American troops established themselves in Vanuatu. The islanders were impressed both by the egalitarianism of the Americans and their obvious wealth and power. This led them to conflate perceived benefactors such as Uncle Sam, Santa Claus and John the Baptist into a mythic figure who would empower the island peoples by giving them cargo wealth. Followers of John Frum built symbolic landing strips to encourage American aeroplanes to land and bring them "cargo". In 1957, a leader of the John Frum movement, Nakomaha, created the "Tanna Army", a non-violent, ritualistic organisation which organised military-style parades, their faces painted in ritual colours, and wearing white t-shirts with the letters "T-A USA" (Tanna Army USA). This parade still takes place every year on February 15.

The power of John Frum appeared to be confirmed by the post-war influx of tourists to the region, who brought with them a degree of material prosperity to the islands. The cult is still active today. The followers believe that John Frum will come back on a February 15 (the year of his return is not known), a date which is observed as "John Frum Day" in Vanuatu.

In the late 1970s, John Frum followers opposed the imminent creation of an independent, united nation of Vanuatu. They objected to a centralised government which they feared would favour Western "modernity" and Christianity, felt to be detrimental to local customs.

The John Frum movement has its own political party, led by Song Keaspai. On John Frum Day in February 2007, the John Frum Movement celebrated its 50th anniversary. Chief Isaac Wan, its leader, remains strong in his belief in John Frum. He was quoted by the BBC as saying that John Frum was "our God, our Jesus," and would eventually return.

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, is also worshipped in Vanuatu by cargo cult followers, the Prince Philip Movement, following a royal visit to the area in 1974. He is now regarded as the head of the cargo suppliers. His wife, the Queen, was perhaps not deified because she is female."

-From Wikipedia

some week

2007-07-06T18:33:00.001+08:00

this week was some week.

did quite abit of work, which is quite the exception. shagged me out man.

then there was mambo, my virgin clubbing experience, on wed night with nic, joanne, huibin and xuhui. i wasnt planning to go, so after work on wed i went to run 8+km. then when i was abt to watch vcds, nic jio-ed me to go. so, i reached zouk at 1040, but the mofo nic and xuhui were half an hour late. what a way to repay my friendship! the place got frigging crowded after midnight, and let me say this: it is gross to smell BO (from both guys and girls) in a squished place. after a while, the place was so packed that everyone was just bobbing ard like jellyfish, which was kinda retarded. nic and i make great dance partners :P

so we left at 230 and i cabbed back to camp, and spent the night there lol. pretty good, managed to squeeze abt 4 hrs of sleep, but even so, i was dying on thursday. amazingly, i joined my unit for soccer in the afternoon, since thursdays are sports days. totally died on thurs night, crashing at 8pm.

so sad i dont think i'll be able to watch canoe comp! argh, although i think i'll be able to watch gym comp. kaoz.

i am a gosu tutor

2007-06-26T23:41:00.000+08:00

why?

because my student got 75/100 for A maths midyear! YES KIDS THATS AN A1!!! muahahaha...

and i just realised how lousy some tutors are today. just read the textbook without explaining and using proper scientific terms.

in other news, ive got my basic theory test tmr. having only decently read the book once, i believe i should read it one more time again, lest i fail. if i do fail, the humiliation will be too much to bear!

thinking of doing army half marathon... but shit abit humji. i am, after all, pes e with a heart condition, albeit a mild one.

basic theory

2007-06-23T12:33:00.000+08:00

damn basic theory on wed and ive only read the book once. worse still, i didnt manage to get a date for the trial test so i'm going into the test without any knowledge of the questions they'd ask!

anw more than 6 months of NS done!!! woot. 25% there!!!

i've been running in the past month. i'm pretty pleased, considering the last time i ran properly was before my canoe comp last july hahahaha

later kiteflying with the class, which i think i'll turn up late for zzz. oh dear, my dad just told me the weather forecast says that it'll rain in the afternoon.

life has been pretty damn unexciting... thinking of taking part in army half marathon on aug 26th but i don't wanna kill myself. that's abit too soon!

i'm frigging fat now omggg... i've hit 60kg for the first time in my life hahaha... but its understandable, since i started working out recently. gain some muscle then will become abit heavier, then still got the fats from the months of inactivity lol

wassup dawg!

2007-06-05T21:49:00.000+08:00

ive been exercising in the past week!!! dig THAT omg. its really damn hard to start running after living a sedentary lifestyle since my enlistment back in dec 06. THATS RIGHT IM ALMOST DONE WITH HALF A YEAR OF NS.

ALMOST 1/4 THROUGH!!! u cannot imagine how happy i am. ONLY 75% of NS left!!!

shit the endorphins from exercising are kicking in im feeling abit high hahaha... I should exercise more.

there are two common ways to get endorphins... eat chocolate or exercise. i think better exercise. eat chocolate will grow fat(ter). BUT actually if i eat chocolate i get one dose of endorphins, after that i'll be forced to exercise to burn it off, and thatll be a second dose of endorphins omgggg. brilliant plan

last weekend the class watched pirates... im still pretty sad for poor will turner. once-every-10-years conjugals that poor thing. Its like... confined for 10 years waiting to ORD, and only to find out u have an unlimited number of 10-year NS cycles. bookout 1 day only. ARRRR!

can u imagine, elizabeth turner will die after 5 or 6 bookouts (if she's lucky, considering how lousy healthcare was then). poor guy. at least he'll live to see his great great great great great grandkids. he can take HEART in that hurhur.

10,000 hits

2007-05-25T21:20:00.000+08:00

thank u all my ardent readers hahaha

to commemorate this event i shall post one of my all time favorite clips, taken during one of our toilet trips during physics lesson (the lab lesson at 12 on tuesdays below the general office - i still rmb!)

its the weekend again... got saturday night duty bahhh. but its the best weekend duty slot so i shouldnt complain. next month only 3 duties. mon, thurs and sat. fantastic hoho!

anw i wanna go makan and shop. got a few makan places i wanna go to. shopping is tempting but i spent a lot of cash recently, plus i dont really need new clothes since im in the army. looks like makan is gonna take precedence this great singapore sale hahahaha not like i actually buy much during the sale.

in case u didnt know, liverpool lost to ac milan in the champs league!

to all u liverpool fans out there, fear not, it could have been a worse season :)

the past week has been damn shagging. fell sick, champs league finals during duty, RSN (navy) day.

im looking forward to pirates of the caribean on vesak day! must go collect my a level cert and yearbook from sch also. hopefully can convince some people to go makan hahahhaa

i had a very random thought just now... i heard "fly me to the moon" by frank sinatra and i started thinking of chang'er and how she'd love the the company.

IM HOME!!!!

2007-05-18T20:19:00.000+08:00

im finally back home (since sunday actually)!!!!!!!

5 months of NS down, 19 more to go.

ive been amusing myself by surfing friendster and facebook. I JUST SURFED FRIENDSTER FOR 1 WHOLE HOUR. hahahahahahahahaha!

but well this is what u do when u are bored.

ITS A FRIDAY NIGHT AND IM HOME ALONE, ON THE VERGE OF FALLING SICK, WITH DUTY FROM 8AM TO 8PM TOMORROW. someone please remind me that i still have 578 days of ns to go...

fa cup final tmr. no plan on where to watch yet so sad.

go check out the article on elitism in the straits times today... its pretty amusing hahaha

poor gerbert has his entire weekend burnt because of duty.

i need some fun soon... ive been cooped up for too long!!!

MANUTD CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND!

2007-05-07T10:03:00.000+08:00

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO

SUCK IT CHELSEA MUAHAHAHAHAHA

GLORY GLORY MANUTD!

where is the love?

2007-05-03T22:50:00.001+08:00

"What the World Needs Now is Love"
What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love
No not just for some but for everyone.

Lord, we don't need another mountain
There are mountains and hillsides enough to climb
There are oceans and rivers enough to cross
Enough to last till the end of time.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love
No, not just for some but for everyone.

Lord, we don't need another meadow
There are cornfields and wheat fields enough to grow
There are sunbeams and moonbeams enough to shine
Oh listen Lord, if you want to know.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love
No, not just for some
Oh, but just for everyone.

SERIOUSLY THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE LOVE, KINDNESS AND COMPASSION.

saw a video of a beheading today. it was DISGUSTING.

imagine 2 terrorists holding down a bound, gagged guy on the floor.

one of them uses a kitchen knife and proceeds to SAW off the struggling guy's head.

i used to think beheadings were swift. think: samurai sword slicing head off cleanly

BUT NO

its more like

sawing a 10inch T-Bone Steak.

so the terrorist saws at the guys neck for a goddamn long time (i would say close to 10 minutes)

the guy struggles at first. as the pool of blood gets larger (it spurts out from his neck btw), he stops struggling (i hope he died quick. i swear i will never wish this fate upon anyone)

the entire process is fastforwarded and end with them placing the guys head on top of his body. for a good half of the video u see his head hanging from his neck.

and its even more unnerving because they filmed the guy giving a final speech just before his beheading. the next moment, u see his head detached from his body.

FUCK MAN

im traumatised.

i'm fed up

2007-04-30T00:57:00.000+08:00

everybody needs a shoulder for support and i'm no different!

i'm bloody hungry

wtf?!

2007-04-26T23:39:00.000+08:00

i saw this on a banner outside some secondary school in pasir ris

"TOP OPTIMAL SCORER FOR O LEVELS - 8 DISTINCTIONS"

someone pls tell me wtf is a "top optimal scorer"!?!?

Something amusing i picked up from overheardinnewyork.com

And They'll Spit Right in Your Eye

Cop #1: What, you can't say, 'Good morning' anymore?
Cop #2: Haha.
Cop #1: I get more fuckin' respect from the sperm in my balls than from you!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: Emily

and another!

This Is Worse Than That Time He Pooped Out Those Kittens

Black girl: I can't believe we just went to the hospital to find out that your cat has no sex.
White girl: What?
Black girl, louder: That your cat has no sex!
White girl: Oh, yeah! I can't believe my male cat has no penis!

--3 train

Overheard by: office peon

Americans say the darnest shit man hahahahaha. somehow cop #1 reminds me of amishrake the man.

woo

2007-04-19T22:43:00.000+08:00

YAY raffles damn ownage during tramp comp!

here are the results (for the benefit of mingwei)

GUYS

A div: gold

maz indiv first
boon and jordan indiv second

B div: gold

C div: silver

RJ girls: silver

huiqi indiv third

well done raffles!

had a damn fun time at the glasshouse fish and co after comp! nonsensed about as usual :)

Today i had a great birthday, best one i have had in years (since the rest have mostly been spent training)!

THANKS XUHUI AND UMAY FOR THE FANTASTIC CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!! even though very sweet (just like me) but its ok, im still very touched! my dad said that the cake is better than the lana cakes! when uall set up ur specialty cake shop next time ill be your first customer

so today was spent eating and eating and eating. having 3 meals in 8 hrs is quite taxing on the stomach haha. instant mee, pasta, cake, sushi, ben and jerrys omg i am fat!

SADLY, i am 19. only ONE year away from 20 wth. so old zzz.

painnnn

2007-04-15T17:28:00.000+08:00

omg i owned my back...

no really im not depressed contrary to what u might think. I am just damn sian diao.

I'm thinking of taking up muay thai - must ask eddison abt it hahaha. at least got something to spend my time on.

next week will be an action packed week. mon night duty, tues can watch tramp comp shi chang di, wed got the comp itself, thurs got off. thinking of taking off on friday also hmhmhm.

good luck ri and rj trampers! doubt uall will see this but its the thought that counts!

anw i've made another blog for my deeper entries (i am a thinker ha ha). ask me for the address if u think i wont mind u reading it :P

so sad everyone enlist already. byebye amishrake dings yabbie hammy nayr winfred and a whole lot of other clowns. its sad that u guys ORD after me hahhaa

you know what?

2007-04-10T23:29:00.001+08:00

Everyday, I feel like my life shortens by two days.

Everyday, I'm gradually forgetting how to be happy.

Maybe, by the end of 2008, I'd be dead.

Serving and waiting to fuck off

HONG KONG

2007-04-08T12:09:00.000+08:00

woo just got back from hk and it was a fantastic trip! shopping eating shopping eating the whole time. even in the tourist trap called disneyland lol!

went with d!nGs yabbie amishrake and the company was fun! hk was quite cold actually, but its a good change to the singapore heat.

ok here's what i bought

1 pair of nike sneakers
1 pair of adidas stan smiths
1 pair of esprit pants
2 shirts
1 bag
1 mickey mouse umbrella
6 boxes of lao po bing
VCDs
$100++ of souvenirs and food stuff
$100 of alchohol

andddd

i bought gerberts present! gerbert i am expecting a present from u soon

disneyland was quite fun although not as good as the other disneylands in other countries.

the tour guide for the jungle river cruise was hilarious with his thick honky accented english

"haha! the raft is sinking" - guide pointing to some other raft on which were 40 or so pple

"please remove all your jewellery, watches and valuables.... so the cannibals don't get indigestion!" and some idiot really removed his valuables lol

and the crowning statement after we finished the ride

"it's magic! we're alive!"

disneyland is really a tourist trap, term coined by amishrake. i blew about $100 sgd there omg haha.

yabbie and i came to a conclusion that hk chics know how to dress better than sg girls. which isnt really surprising actually, considering that the fashion in singapore is really shitty compared to hk clothes. the giordano and bossini there owns man. the specialty shops were damn good too, although i didnt buy any punk clothes haha

yabbie and i had interesting talks at night. i realised that he hates all my friends hahahahahaha

amishrake has the oddest fashion taste ever man... and he <3 toren hehe

hk has a hell lot of porn everywhere, especially in the news stands.

and i had the best dim sum breakfast ever. $10 for all u can eat dimsum buffet. damn shiok man! too bad we didnt get to eat goose.

i also drank 1 bottle of shitty beer called BLUE ICE. even though i feel it tastes better than tiger, amishrake dings and yabbie think it tastes like piss. but whatever they all taste bad. i think ive emerged a stronger person after finished all 650 ml of that gross thing.

anw mebbe ill post some pics soon.

time to serve the nation dings yabbie and amishrake! join me in the struggle to ensure singapore's continued safety!

pasir ris

2007-03-31T17:31:00.001+08:00

hi all

i just shifted to my cousin's flat in pasir ris and i'll be here for 1.5 months or so cuz my place is undergoing renovation.

since the last time i blogged, lotsa things have happened.

for one i went to bintan which absolutely rockedddd!!!! can someone please blog abt it. someone who is free, has no life and no work to contend (aka hammy).

i'll be flying off to hk on the 4th to 7th of april with dings yabbie amishrake!

call me the GLOBETROTTER!

i foresee myself being damn bored in pasir ris so PLEASE ask me out (this is a plea for attention)!

anw i think im wasting my life away with no purpose

sucks to be me

im high

2007-03-13T10:25:00.000+08:00

staying awake for 24 hours does funny things to you.

for one, u get hungry at very odd times.

my 16 hr duty was pretty sian diao. and it didnt help that there was a lack of pple online to talk cock with.

but its also pretty amusing, seeing which koksters are online at 3am .

i think night duty is not bad. gives me some space to do my things, think about life, and reflect on how to be a better man. of course, thats assuming that i do not get distracted hahaha.

AND LET ME GET THIS RIGHT

hammy badminton kkcc 1pm thurs says:
uh yea okay

hammy badminton kkcc 1pm thurs says:
sorry, i was reading

OMG! EVEN hammy is turning over a new leaf! i think its time for us to reflect on our sins and learn from hammy aka former-wastrel-who-has-no-life.

let us know, that even the worst of man can walk the path towards redemption, as long as they decide to STOP playing every computer game available and mug game manuals (or write them, in the case of hammy)

so let us raise our glasses to hammybammybamby, and drink to his greatest achievement of his young ..... erm life (for the lack of a better word)!

cheers hammy.

thanks for illuminating the path of salvation for us all :)

EDIT

sigh i was wrong to believe that hammy is repentant

hammy badminton kkcc 1pm thurs says:
i've always liked reading

from a no-lifer to a liar. thats not good hammy.

think

2007-03-12T13:11:00.001+08:00

"It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are." Roy Disney

The problem is, which values are most important?

sian

2007-03-02T00:13:00.000+08:00

results later today, in about 14 hrs time.

siannn

a disgusting transvestite/crossdresser cut my hair and he/she/it ruined my hair wth. damn sick la. he/she/it kept trying to rub his/her/its thigh against my hand. plus i pissed the she-man off.

"why u cut my hair so short?!" - me after inspecting my sides

"aiyah dont worry i cut nice nice one. u wont regret one" - tranny

"yea la... i regret now also no use, too late to regret already" - me

clearly i shouldnt have tried to be smart with it, seeing that it started wrenching my hair when it was trying to thin my hair. knn.

i m getting fat omg. haha. i have love handles. enough said.

im a fatass. time to exercise more.

wait. its just time to exercise, period.

happy cny

2007-02-17T22:35:00.000+08:00

once again cny is here,

and once again i am blogging! rejoice!

life's been pretty shagging in the past few weeks, barely got more than 6 hrs of slp each day with all the activities i have on.

just 2 months into ns, i feel very jaded already. i feel like i am super shagged all the time which sucks. i have pretty much no sense of purpose in my life and that is never a good sign.

i just chionged finished prison break season 1. im gonna get season 2 next week from wenxin muahahahahahhaa. this show damn exciting cannot take it. but they killed off the best looking girl in the show wth.

tomorrow is gonna be a super long day man. relatives coming over till the evening, then dinner at my aunt's place. this is hardcore. i have duty on tuesday as well, but thatll mean i get to off days in lieue! must use my off soon. shall use it on tramp comp if its not on my bday, and mebbe another off to cry over my A level results if its very bad.... ok no la even if its bad i will not think too much abt it. life goes on and time waits not, so it will be wise to move.

speaking of life, thinking abt the meaning of life is pretty depressing dont u think?

i want to do community work. anybody got any ideas?

my blog is not dead

2007-02-04T01:21:00.000+08:00

contrary to popular belief, my blog is not dead

in fact, it is as alive as i am:)

the past 2 weeks have been quite sianed. been trying to help out with the ri trampers, hopefully the find some self motivation to train harder.

today was good fun, met horse and andy for some pool, then they came to my house to watch liverpool vs everton, which was a bore draw. im absolutely stuffed, having eaten dinner, 3 slices of bakwa, 1+ bottle of liang teh, vanila coke, tapioca chips and doritos. im gonna be some fat ass hahahaha for the first time in my life. i shall work hard to rectify that problem

anw to those ns guys who booked out this week, well done!

1/3 of bmt gone already. and the cny week is quite fei so POP is quite soon:P hahahhaa

99 weeks to ord for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats pretty soon:P

a level results coming out soon im f)(*#)(@*()* scared help me pls

i need a life

2007-01-19T22:13:00.000+08:00

im damn bored

my life is just sad now. most of the guys are in ns, apart from the rigep clowns.

nvm next fri theyll be out! i know this sounds gay, but i miss them alot:(

after spending 2 years with them day in day out, its quite hard to adapt to life without them.

anw i shall help out with the ri tramp team. they looking sad but i shall try to chiong down after my work to help them whenever i can. gym trainings give me sth to look forward to. at least can meet pple and have some fun.

its damn depressing to watch pple ord. especially when i still have 23 months to go. wth

i miss 2S06A alot! i even have you pple as my wall paper in the office. u know the class pic we took at the zoo at the end of j1? feel touched plx

if ure free and bored pls ask me out. i m going crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

byebye guys

2007-01-10T23:28:00.000+08:00

bye bye all of u guys going into the army!!!!!

pls stay safe!!!!

i will miss u guys lotxxx!!!!

now ive got to plan my weekends im damn sad. cannot just call pple out since like half my friends are enlisting. come april i'll be damn lonely :((((((((((((((((((((

went for gym training today... had lotsa fun. i think i shall go back for gym trainings. at least my life will pass faster for these 2 years. i just miss the companionship in school zzz.

daojie was being a clown lawl. he was dancing his j1 batch dance with yuguang.

omg i can still do pullups

sianz halffff. i am ji sian. i am damn bored. im rotting. i am. sianzzzz

btw my friend in army told me sth abt zhu today. something abt him eating grass in primary school roflmao!!!!! zhu u cow. moo

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2007-01-01T17:11:00.000+08:00

some excitement last night.

so our night began at changing appetites at marina square, and i must say the food there is pretty affordable for the portion and quality. plus i had a 10 dollar voucher hehehe.

so after which we stoned ard till the countdown. hahaha we went to the open space in marina square to watch the fireworks, which were, well, just normal fireworks. slightly more spectacular than usual but definitely not worth the jostling with the INSANE human traffic after that. we wanted to go to clarke quay for some drinks, with joanne (aka the pro-ed pub crawler) leading the way.

our group of 15 or so pple broke into 4 groups. hasu and the girls, hammy nayr gerbs huibin, situ ghin hoe and me, and the last group (or person), zhu

actually zhu was with us, but that extra shit tried to take a shortcut while we were crossing the road. the cut was so short that he got lost hahaha. so he spent the next 1 hr trying to find us poor boy

we made our way to brewerkz at clarkequay eventually, and ordered 2 towers (8 litres of beer). each tower is meant for 10 pple. we had 15 pple and the girls din drink that much (ie jilyn), so the guys were guzzling beer hahaha. damn good la abt 2+ glasses for 12 bucks? seriously good deal. each glass is abt 400 ml i think

screwed up yabbie dings amish yuancai teja dathau spammed me with foam spray omg. my entire shirt was full of soap and i was smelling like a piece of soap.

we played cai quan and zhong ji mi ma. with downing beer as a forfeit of course. so now we know who cant drink in our class (its ok can train up!!). noob ghin hoe, gerbert and situ, all fake men haha.

"real men drink all their beer at a go" situ

i tried to convince him not to drink the entire cup in under 2 minutes, but did he listen? NOooooOO

20 minutes later as we just started on our cai quan game

"shit u all are swirling" situ

ghin hoe also looking so wasted haha. but its ok ghin hoe u have ur brother/otherhalf zhu to drink for u.

so after that we were trying to get a cab for 1 hour, in vain. decided to go to lau pasat for breakfast/supper/morningsnack. we met up with the rest, who couldnt get a cab also haha.

btw we now have 2 new class couples hehehe. cunning

went back home after that.

reached home at 7am hahahaha havoc kid.

i woke up at 4pm my sleeping cycle is screwed.

we should go to a quieter pub next time plx thanks. brewerkz is damn noisy cannot talk one.

lets meet again before all the january enlistees get owned in the army!

MERRY CHRISTMASSSS!!!!

2006-12-25T02:06:00.000+08:00

AH ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!!!!

the monsoon's here!

the sky's been pissing non stop but oh well, nice to sleep in. hohoho

ns has started for me. so far ive been learning the ropes. pay so little $350. thats abt $2.18 an hour! what happened to the minimum wage man? as situ said, maybe we should just go macs and flip burger patties. even macs workers earn more. $3.50 an hour am i right?

poor berbert injured his ligament during his bmt. its ok gerbert we still love you, even if u cant walk, talk or... rock hahahaha. if ure bored u can call me (i got free incoming) and we can have one on one, heart to heart talks. tell us when ure free ok then we go out.

btw my sis just bought a laptop and im blogging on it now. im on my bed with the laptop how comfy sia. using wireless internet so this is damn shiok.

still got my chicago essay left damn irritating. after that still have to do the short answers for northwestern and nyu.

my parents want to rennovate the house. hopefully i can get a pool table (yea right wishful thinking). that means i will have to move out for 3 months zzz damn sian.

im damn sian in army. plx call me out for dinner or sth i miss all of u very much.

btw nic is really a copy cat. after copying my prom night jacket, he wants to copy the laptop my sis bought. some people are just sheep. no mind of his own that nic. bic. learn how to wash ur own clothes thank u very much.

gerbert we miss you! do msg me once in a while to let me know that you're still alive

byebye gerbert, byebye fruit

2006-12-15T00:43:00.000+08:00

have fun in ns. berbert time to become the real man that u were er... destined to be.

pls pass standing broad jump by the end of ur physical training.

i think u wont get to see this in time, since ull be enlisting early tmr morning, but when u do see this, pls rmb, SINGAPORE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

i will, of course, be supporting u with ALL MY MIGHT from the office desk. do not scoff at the humble pen, or the common computer, for these will be the tools i will use to keep singapore safe!

anw here are the things that happened over the past few days

did weights with horse. damn shagging. horse is damn fat omg. u used to be 5-6 kg lighter than me. now, u are 6-7 kg heavier than me -_-. pls ask horse what he ate and did over the last 4 months and it will give u a rough idea on what NOT to do if u do not want to gain 10kg in 4 months.

class dinner at vil'age (however u spell it) last night, which was supposed to be a sending off for gerbs and i. too bad i couldnt go liquid kitchen after that cuz i din want to waste myself before my firefly thing. miss wong was sending weird smses to situ gerbs and i. and to think she said that i sounded high and asked me if i was drinking?! hahahahaha! she also said that she hoped "baby gerbert" will grow into an "adult gerbert" in NS and asked me not to follow guys to toilets -_-!!!!! well i certainly wasnt drinking last night but i bet miss wong was haha

firefly activity day today. some parts of it was quite fun, and i liked the crossing river game. though i was damn shagged because i couldnt sleep last night. my body clock is too used to sleeping at 3 or 4 am, so when i tried to sleep at 12am last night, i couldnt sleep till 3am or so.

after the firefly thingy, went to dings house to play some xbox360 and watch one of the STUPIDEST movies ive ever watched: the anchorman starring will ferrell. it was very bad, even worse than scary movie 4. some parts were amusing though.

sian tomorrow nothing to do. that means must do my uni essays haaiiiii so sian. i want to go out leh my last few free days!

busybusybusy

2006-12-09T02:06:00.000+08:00

prom is over and it was fun! even though i got bounced from post prom, i still had lots of fun man! food was crap, but the program was not bad.

here are some pics

canoeing guys! handsome pple, though not muscular anymore :(

2S06A!!! WOOOOOHOOOO we rock. funkiest class in rj ever man. we may not be cool, we may not be slick, but we sure have fun hoho.

some gym pple! me horse jordan nayr zixi. thanks jordan for ur rose! although it was kinda gay, i still appreciate it.

bloody retard of a nic. let me relate to u what happened 1 day before prom

fajoo nic and i were in topshop

me: thats the jacket i bought! *points at brown jacket hanging on a rack*
fajoo and nic: try it on!
*i proceed to try on the jacket*

2 hours later, after i had reached home, upon coming out of the toilet after my bath, i was greeted by an sms from nic.

nic's sms: eh dude i think bought the same jacket as you haha (or sth along those lines)

that should explain the matching brown jackets we wore (qing2 lu3 zhuang1 :P)

somehow yabbie looked better on the day itself than in this pic

girls shouldnt overdo their makeup. it looks terrible! i think guys have it easy. just need to get a jacket and black pants u look distinguished already. girls have to worry about dress, make up, hairdo. BUT thats still no excuse for turning up looking like an opera performer. well, but i admit, it sure is hard to be a girl haha.

gotta rush my uni apps and firefly presentation omg!

tmr night and sun night will be spent outside watching soccer! woot

parents coming back on sun night from shanghai, SO, i can expect a good dinner at the airport! plus, ill be getting some some good stuff from shanghai.

GHINHOE GET CABLE! then we can raid ur house every weekend to watch soccer!!!

9 more days to the 18th omg so fast so soon so quick i cannot take it!

having fun

2006-12-04T14:14:00.000+08:00

my parents are overseas now and im home alone since my sis has school.

i used my washing machine for the first time, quite expertly i might add. so now ive washed and hung dry a whole batch of clothes! haha

yst was spent doing weights in the morning with yabbie and dings, and shopping in the afternoon. got nic his present, and i got a tshirt, both from fcuk. i have a cool 20 dollar voucher for topshop and a 10% discount card as well hehe. i wanna go marina square since i have an additional 10 dollar voucher from that place.

im aching like shit from weights yst, and im damn (*&#(@*& weak now haha. looking at the weights i did, i lost about 30% of strength AND endurance!

tmr prom and post prom party, hope itll be interesting.

damn shagged for some reason.

my ass is in pain

2006-12-02T00:53:00.000+08:00

after some hardcore badmintonning yst at joanne's place, i woke up to a sore right arm and a pain in the ass (literally). no exercise for prolonged periods is no good, made even worse if u don't warm up.

so today, i woke up at 1130, and had trouble getting out of my bed.

as the day wore on, i realised that i couldn't sit down or get out of my seat without feeling excruciating ass pains.

enough whining about my rear.

had dinner at billy bombers in marina. then had supper at oasis. woot what a delightful foody night. bought a jacket and a wallet!

my parents are flying off to china from the 3rd to 10th. ie i am totally free! (except for the irritating fact that i have some admission essays to do)

btw whats happening after prom??? can someone pls enlighten me.

hey ya remake

2006-11-29T20:04:00.000+08:00

holy crap i know i just posted a couple of hours ago, but this version of hey ya by outkast is really damnnn good

WAY better than the original. brilliant

enjoy!

I HAVE CLEARED MY ROOM

2006-11-29T18:06:00.000+08:00

achievement!!!

i can finally see the floor of my room after 4 months or so!

i cleared my cupboard as well and found a lot of interesting stuffs...

for example, my HONGBAOS from this year's chinese new year. i never bothered to open them, so much so that i almost forgot of their existence. so i opened my hongbaos and guess what!!??? i extracted about 300 bucks hohohohohoho. timely injection into the jenhan economy! let us hope that the multiplier is large.

i shall give away some of my notes, prelim papers, guidebooks, solutions etcetcetc.

last night damn shiok. i watched samurai x till 3 and had a delicious supper of curry chicken noodles (which i made myself thanks) and apple juice.

now i know why we can't kill hammy in dota. we can't kill something that has nolife.

hammy aka the nolifer

tmr badminton. after badminton dota???

since joanne's place is so conveniently located near orchard!

ITS OVER

2006-11-27T23:52:00.000+08:00

yea baby As are over!

that just means more work to do - uni application essays omg

i shall

1. get a life
2. watch samurai x
3. watch perhaps love
4. attempt to find zhou xun's music album
5. go out
6. work out
7. see gerbert off for ns

i have 3 weeks before my enlistment siansiansian

today after econs s we went to this pizza place in wisma. the pizzas damn good sia! we each ordered one 12 inch pizza and obviously i, being the real man that i am, finished my pizza and even whacked abit of situ's pizza, which he jia buay liao-ed.

from where i was sitting, i could see this damn hot blue dress on display. whoever can wear that dress and pull it off pls be my gf hahaha. basement of wisma, just outside the pizza place. sadly, we all agreed that its gonna be damn hard for any rj girl to pull off wearing that dress.

damn shacked now... only slept at 5am this morning. after the chelsea manutd match i was too excited over the fact that my papers end today, so i couldn't sleep. now my eyes are dying.

incidentally, today was the last time i wore my rj uniform! a momentous occasion indeed!

stoned

2006-11-25T20:27:00.000+08:00

about 45 more hours to freedom!!!

ive been watching a few episodes of samurai X ova on youtube the past couple of days.

econs s is really damn gr. but its far more interesting than chem s thats for sure.

i can't stand it. pple like hammy have been free since 2 fridays ago, and winfred has been free since... 2 wednesdays ago.

yesterday i couldnt take it so i went to orchard to cut hair alone. yes, ALONE (i can just hear hammy, zhu etc calling me a no lifer). so i went to fareast quite early... 1130 or so. the fellow did quite a good job with my hair and it was one of the best styling i'd gotten, even though i have no idea h0w to style it myself :(

i think i'm damn light now 55.5 kg omg. unlike fat slobs like ghin hoe, hasu and box. all fat boys. unlike me the lean mean fighting machine HAHA

i like this quote

"doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. Only you know what you are doing, but noone else does."

"statistics is like a bikini. what it hides is more interesting than what it reveals."

hurhur

keep these quotes in ur mind when u do the econs s paper:)

<3 zhou xun

2006-11-21T18:30:00.000+08:00

i just watched 28 vcds in 5 days and finished the entire she diao ying xiong series.

and the female lead zhou xun is DAMN cute omg.

shes hot, pretty, cute and has a damn sexy voice at the same time.

shit i cant stop thinking of her even when im studying for chem S hahaha.

here's one pic

and another

shes damn cute omg <3

im gushing like a hormonal teenager. such a disgrace.

im gonna watch the banquet, perhaps love and her other shows after As.

i cant believe she is 30 this year. thats damn old. and shes only 1.61m, which is quite short for an actress yea?

chem S tomorrow

i must get her out of my head!

enlistment

2006-11-11T17:43:00.000+08:00

enlisting on the 18th of dec. cmpb level 1. hahaha

im posted to some mindef unit - joint intelligence directorate

cheem no?

i bet i go there get paper cuts only. i hope im not at mindef hq. bukit gombak so farrrrr.

at least im not enlisting the earliest in my class (gerbert = 15th dec noob)

all you pple watch out, for the pen is mightier than thy sword.

a levels have been pretty tough. noobed quite a few marks for math. sians half.

physics 05 p3 is crazy haha.

by wednesday the worst will be over. only econs s and chem s to break my heart.

btw u know the enlistment letter damn cute. theres a note saying that u can choose to dedicate a song to your loved ones on power 98 or safra radio on the eve and the day of ur enlistment. so drama.

people dont miss me too much. im just a call away after 5 pm from the 18th dec onwards :):):) if u want to date me must reserve 5 days in advance

EPL

2006-11-06T15:47:00.000+08:00

last night was a glorious night.

Tottenham 2 - 1 Chelsea
West Ham 1 - 0 Arsenal

dig that! :):):):)

manutd is clearly dominating now!

tomorrow: Math paper 1
wed: Chem paper 3
thurs Math P2
lets hope i pwn these papers

anw i decided to start working out abit so that i can look good in my shirts for prom or any formal occasion haha. i did about 100 pushups 3 days ago and im still aching. omg sucha noob. well, what to do? i havent been working out for 3 months at least.

and to my faithful readers of this blog ie fajoo and mingwei, its not that i dont want to update, but there just isnt anything exciting happening in my life right now, apart from the fact that i cant do 100 pushups without feeling the ache the day after.

tomorrow everyone pls rmb to bring compass and calculator!

good luck!

a levels

2006-11-02T16:51:00.000+08:00

today was gp and i got pwnt. i think. hope for the best. its always hard to predict your score for this kinda essayish papers.

anyway yst clare wrote a highly amusing poem for me

gp's tomorrow, my good ol' friend,
it's time again to pick up your pen,
and write and write as much as you can,
so c'mon jen my best friend's man
go do your best and own all of them!

**note that best friend = bf

well clare ur poem din work. but i appreciate ur "poem" all the same haha.

i shall slack the rest of today away. sat2 results coming out later blah.

had lunch at some thai restaurant in jln pemimpin just now. food was ok but i still prefer thai express.

i have an announcement to make. MY BLOG HITS >>>> ZHUS BLOG HITS. that just goes to show i am more popular than zhu thanksssss:)

in other news, manutd lost to fc copenhagen 1-0... shit

best of luck to all u A lvl no lifers. all those ending on the 17th, dun talk to me on the 17th.

retard

2006-10-29T00:07:00.000+08:00

got pwnt on thurs in the library. after giving amishrake his bday handphone thing that said LEONARD <3 TOREN, i went back to rj library to mug. so i went back to my table i realised my chem textbook was gone. of course i got damn scared la i went all over looking for it... canteen library shelves etc. then i asked the librarian how much the damn thing cost and to my horror, that grubby book costs $108 + $5 for admin charges, following which i was damn sad and couldnt concentrate on mugging. so i decided to search the shelves again, with zhu helping me (thanks zhu!), but to no avail.

i was damn sad so i decided to start moping at my table and i was too distracted to do any math. so when the library was closing i was about to leave when cassandra pops by and nonchalently plops my lost library book in front of me. so of course i was WTF?!?!?!?!?

apparently i agreed to lend my book to her, but due to some weird reason or another, i had selective memory and i totally forgot that i lent it to her. well, at least i din have to pay 113 dollars:)

MANUTD JUST WON 4-0!

i think at the start of the season i was predicting a bad season for manutd, but oh my how things have changed. giggs scholes rooney ronaldo saha have turned godlike recently. imbalz

rooney hat trick holy shit!

ive been damn slack the past few days. getting ready for the big thing. its like training for comp. whack and whack then 1 week before comp start to maintain ur form. hahaha what a good excuse for slacking. wth i just watched 2 premiership matches in a row! and i had a nice dinner the bedok market. bak chor mee,oyster omelette, 3 chicken wings, 2 cups of sugar cane juice. sweetttttt. i was damn stuffed. im gonna grow fat hahaha

As over in 1 month!

WOOHOO

moangroan

2006-10-24T22:31:00.000+08:00

ok my comp just died over the past couple of days.

let me relate the story to the uninformed.

my sis wanted to run a mini cd.

sis: where to put ah?
me: the disc drive lah

she proceeds to put the mini cd into the FLOPPY DISK DRIVE. holy shit. amazing brilliance.

so i had no choice but to open up the cpu to take the floppy drive out, to extract the mini cd.

it so happens that my comp is 4 years old and some parts are kinda screwy and loose so after reassembling the cpu, i couldnt turn the comp on. so no choice... had to send the comp for repair.

so now, while i still have most of my files intact, i have lost all my programs and more importantly, MY ITUNES LIBRARY OMG. i still dunno how im gonna rebuild my library. i mean i have the songs in my comp and in my ipod, but i dun have the library. any advice?

anw here's a guide on how to be a perfect yabbie (since dings posted about yabbie, i think i shall do a follow up)

1. name urself after a shellfish from australia
2. say that every girl is F ugly except those u think are hot
3. open doors for girls, but not for guys
4. impersonate people (especially girls) and spam tagboards for your warped amusement (just watch my tagboard)
5. insult ur friends' taste in girls
6. exclaim loudly in front of the girl tt she is f*ckable (read dings blog for the full story)
7. have an obsession with your body, muscles and looks
8. support liverpool (HAHA 2-0 LOSERS)
9. have delusions that ur eyecandy likes u
10.enjoy screwing up ur friends' lives

add some chemical X and....

this is what u get

wedding dinner

2006-10-17T23:20:00.000+08:00

last night was my cousin's wedding dinner at marriot

food was not bad at all, plus my table had a couple of absentees and the other tables couldnt finisht their food so i whacked everything :)

when the first of my cousins got married, we used to have a table/tables where all the cousins will sit (i have 14 cousins). now, 7 weddings later, my aunt was calling the cousins table "the singles" table. i think another 2 of my cousins are getting married within the next 3 years gg. and since im the 2nd youngest after my sis in the family, im gonna be one of the last few on the singles table hahaha. hopefully my nephews and nieces dont get married before i do -_-

so i had a good time eating and drinking. i drank 3 cups of beer lol and my cousins called me an alcoholic. then my uncle and dad came along and said, no problem, our whole family can drink one. my cousins all trained their drinking skills in australia while at uni, while my uncles can drink XO, brandy and all the hard liquor like water. i shall not be an alcoholic. its too expensive to be an alcoholic in singapore.

i rmb sth damn funny. my cousin was telling me that i should drink alcohol and study at the same time. apparently by guzzling jack daniels while mugging, things will go into your head more easily.

so anyway my cousins were laughing at me for being in pes E. but after a while they started being envious since i have no reservist cycles, no ippt and can knock at 5pm everyday. my 30 year old cousin was saying that he'll still be serving the nation by the time im free from ns hahahaha.

have i mentioned that my baby nephew is damn cute!?

anw chinks showed me this damn hot french chic on youtube.

hot news presenter!

anw belated bday wishes to gerbs and box.

i like the song collide by howie day. ok so im outdated i only just heard it.

speaking of collide, yabbie is a number bastard.

he tried to screw my life up twice in a day. bastard. btw tom yum likes me not u muahahahaha

quiz!

2006-10-15T00:13:00.000+08:00

ks-ed from poey

1. how old do you wish you were?
20. fast forward to after ns

2. where were you when 9/11 happened?
sleeping. i was a small sec 1 then. i rmb we were talking abt it in class the next day

3. what do you do when vending machines steal your money?
complain abt the machine and my noobness

4. do you consider yourself kind?
yeap. definitely

5. if you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
above my ass. like beckham. i think its quite hawt

6. if you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Latin. sexy language

7. do you know your neighbours?
i know who they are? hi bye sorta thing

8. what do you consider a vacation?
no school no homework!!!

9. do you follow your horoscope?
nope. definitely now

10. would you move for the person you love?
of course!

11. are you touchy feely?
i dun really know what this means(but it sounds...haha). but i suppose im not haha

12. do you believe that opposites attract?
not really...

13. dream job?
unemployed rich man

14. favourite tv channels?
espn, cartoon network, HBO, star movies, discovery channel living

15. favourite place to go on weekends?
anywhere will do aint picky

16. showers or baths?
baths

17. do you paint your nails?
no way thats very gh3y!

18. do you trust people easily?
eh... i guess so

19. what are your phobias?
sharks, bugs, not-doing-well-for-As phobia

20. do you want kids?
of course! my baby nephew is DAMN CUTE omg

21. do you keep a handwritten journal?
nope... so girl

22. where would you rather be now?
chilling out in someones house

23. who makes you warm and fuzzy?
my pillow and bolster

24. heavy or light sleeper?
medium sleeper

25. are you paranoid?
it all depends haha

26. are you impatient?
yes i am.

27. who can you relate to?
brad pitt ;)

28. how do you feel about interracial couples?
interesting haha... i think of luap

29. have you been burned by love?
nope... sizzle sizzle

30. what's your pick-up line?
i dun have one. but i know my favorite one i read in the guide to become a pickup artist
"nice shoes. wanna f*ck"?

31. what's your main ringtone on your mobile?
vibrations ftw

32. what were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping in anticipation for SAT 2

33. what did the last text on your mobile say?
cant rmb. not anything impt

34. whose bed did you sleep in last night?
u really wanna know? definitely not mine:)

35. what colour shirt are you wearing?
im wearing my raffles canoeing singlet. no muscles anymore can only wear in the shelter of my home

36. most recent movie you watched?
world trade centre sucks

37. name three things you have on at all times.
1 underwear (UNLIKE fajoo i do change/wear my underwear everyday)
2 pants
3 charm thanks hahaha

38. what colour are your bedsheets?
bluish sheets

39. how much cash do you have right now?
30 bucks or so?

40. what's your favourite part of the chicken?
depends how its cooked. grilled wings are the best

41. what's your favourite town/city?
san francisco!

42. i can't wait till:
i find a hawt chic

43. what did you have for dinner last night?
pizza at pasta mania with d!ngs

44. how tall are you barefoot?
173. towering over towers

45. do you own a gun?
nope. fajoo/situ plx dun get ideas

46. what do you prefer to drink in the morning?
water pls. thats the way to go

47. where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
hopefully id be in singapore. the place to be!

48. last thing you ate?
catered food at my cousin's place

49. what songs do you sing in the shower?
cheesy boy band songs

50. last thing that made you laugh?
cant rmb... i didnt laugh much today.

51. worst injury you ever had?
pulled my back from gym.

52. does someone have a crush on you?
emma watson

53. what's your favourite candy?
mentos - the freshmaker. nono thats a spermicide. anything goes really

54. what song do you want played at your funeral?
JUST THE GIRL ----- by click 5.
i just like the song haha

55. eight people to do this?
dings
fajoo
gerbert
hammy
nic
winfred
umay
xuhui

since not all 8 are gonna do anw haha. plx dun all post on the class blog

ok this is quite a boring quiz. i think the best one was the quiz that asked
"do you know anyone famous?"

haha gerbert still remembers my exact answer to that question after more than 1 year.

no-lifer...

in other news, my fantasy team has been officially,totally,inconceivably pwnt this week

FIVE players didnt play. im gonna lose to winfred this week gg

farewell

2006-10-11T21:42:00.000+08:00

in a blink of an eye, two years have sped by and my jc life is all but over, save the As. over the past two years, ive learnt many valuable life lessons, forged many great friendships and gone through some of the most sensational moments of my life. its quite hard to believe that 6 years in raffles has ended so quickly, but all good things come to an end.

some people say that RJ is a cold place, people are selfish and we have no school spirit. i do agree that RJ can be intimidating at first, but beneath the cold exterior, RJ is actually a place full of warm, caring and funny people. i find that in RJ, as long as you're willing to make friends, school life will be extremely meaningful. its only when u get to know those cold faces along the corridors, will you realise that many students in RJ are great individuals u'd love to get to know better. of course there are screw ups around, by why focus on the negatives? the key to a fulfilling jc life (or your life for that matter) is to focus on the positives. you may not be able to forgive and forget all the time, but ive always managed to keep the negatives out of my head.

i've learnt many valuable lessons (some painful), encountered many failures, made many mistakes, but ive learnt to pick myself up each time. jc life is enriching not only because of the fun and games, but also for the life lessons u learn. i know ive gained so much from these 2 years, i wouldnt have been the same person if i had gone to another JC that is for sure.

the great time ive spent in RJ can be attributed to a few groups of people.

1. my class 2S06A

u guys rock man. how can anyone in 6A forget the totally RETARDED stuff that we do in class. its great how everyone is so carefree and fun loving. i hereby declare that 2S06A is the most united class in RJ. which other class has SO many class outings??!?! i bet even J1 classes dont have as many class outings as us. the fact that we have so many clowns in 6A (i believe that every guy in our class is 50% retarded) has contributed so much to our class spirit.

some things i'll miss alot
i. class outings
ii. all the lame jokes
iii. the togetherness of our class
iv. miss wong's rants during lessons haha
the list goes on

some things i wont miss as much (but i'll still miss them!)
i. repetition of jokes and phrases. for at least half a year
case in point - face jokes are the ultimate (1 year 9 months and counting), bangbus (half a year), and the newest craze>>>the new line of "who/what are you" jokes
ii. getting sent out of class for not doing chem tutorial (twice) / getting white slipped for not doing chem tutorial
iii. oscillating at j8 deciding what to eat

thanks 6A for giving me the "time of my life" - greenday (quoting thanks)

2. my CCAs

Canoeing

ah the tough trainings that we've been through since j1 has really enriched our lives by so much, teaching us the meaning of friendship, perseverence and hardwork. weeseng and his brilliant english ("we were left with our own devices"), wang/jquek/fruit for their ugliness, and the rest of the team for the plain boisterous fun we have.

i'll remember

i. staying back at the weightsroom/track till 8+ just to complete our fartleks and sets
ii. laughing at fruit/jquek/wang for their ugliness
iii. posing in front of the mirrors in the weights room and the toilets
iv. rowing. the feel of the water
v. aching like some dog after consecutive land and water trainings
vi. missing out on the team silver by just a few points

so raffles canoeists of 05/06, lets be real men and pwn A levels

Gymnastics

its been 6 years of gym for me. although gym in jc has been pretty slack, i still enjoyed myself, rushing from canoe training to the gym at 7 pm every monday and wednesday, taking a bath, and chionging on to the tramp without even eating/warming up. ive forged strong friendships in gym over the years and RJ gym has allowed me to meet more people, and it was enjoyable. i think jumping on the tramp is still the best feeling in the world. u feel so free up there and its just u. i'll go back to the gym next year for night training since i, being the clerk boy, can go home everyday.

thanks horse, andy, pat, zixi, ziying, maz, boon, jordan, wenxin, juee, huihui, huiqi for making tramp trainings so enjoyable. i will never forget throwing the stinking mats for u pple (SDU - special defence unit hahaha)

3. my friends

last but not least how can i forget the people who ive known since RI. dings, yabbie, amishrake (even though hes in AC), and all the other ri geppers. the friends ive made in RJ. so many... thanks for enriching my life. btw if anyone from 4M reads this lets have a class outing soon ok? BENNY TAN JEK HAU MONITOR u better organise.

if its one think ive learnt in JC, it is to live your life to the fullest. no regrets, no looking back.

i'll leave you with a quote from T.S. Elliot

“Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go”

i hope that as we leave RJ for paths unknown, may we always strive to excel in whatever we do, but do it not for the power, riches or fame that comes with it. do it because u have a passion for it.

hopefully as the years pass our friendships will remain as solid as ever. when we're 50 years old, may we still be laughing at situ's face/fajoo's underwear/gerbert

emma watson <33

2006-10-10T23:36:00.000+08:00

shes damn hot.

she is damn hot

she is looking like a real woman now haha

damn hot damn hot damn hot

STUPID continued

2006-10-07T15:19:00.000+08:00

yesterday after watching World Trade Centre at J8

we were taking a leak in the toilet (the one next to MOS)

hasu: eh just now ***** was crying next to me

nic and i mumble some crap i cant rmb what

hasu: nic your friend was crying also.

nic: which friend?

hasu: that alvin la!

what the fool didnt realise was that alvin was in the toilet as well

alvin: hi

hasu, nic and i: omggggggggggg owned

hasu then proceeds to run out of the toilet and hides near the public telephones, using nic as a shield. roflmao

on a separate note, i think situ will be very jealous of hasu haha

STUPID

2006-10-06T00:04:00.000+08:00

in pastamania in J8

xuhui: do you have a canoeing senior called andy?
me: yes
xuhui: was he from nanyang?
me: no he was from taonan
xuhui: were there any other andys in the canoeing team?
me: no
xuhui: are you sure??????!!! he was from nanyang basketball!
me: NO I KNOW MY CANOE SENIORS BETTER THAN YOU DO!
xuhui: NO BUT IM VERY SURE THERE WAS AN ANDY FROM CANOEING WHO WAS FROM NANYANG

AND SO this meaningless argument (which i was destined to win) went on for abt 5 minutes. fajoo joins in the convo making a few snide comments

finally...

xuhui: he was from a band or sth
me: omg you RETARD thats DAVID!!!

xuhui starts ranting abt how its not her fault that she couldnt remember his name

like fajoo said

"the names andy and david are quite similar right?"

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

well xuhui plx act like you know the whole world.

NS

2006-10-04T23:19:00.000+08:00

this sucks

im enlisting in mid december.

half a month after A levels, when everyone will be partying, i will be embarking on a life changing journey, to become a clerk of the nation, protecting singapore with my pen, so fear not my countrymen, you are in safe hands. i hope that uall will remember me, even though ill be stuck behind a desk in the army, out of sight.

rmb ill be free after 5, so call me for dinner!

ANYWAY its time to start studying again. hafta restart the mugging engine vroom vroom.

2 days of proper lessons left. so sad.

i realised i havent done a post on fajoo, my no.2 no.1 fan

i shall do one for him soon.

zzz

2006-09-30T01:23:00.000+08:00

wah uni application damn mah fan must write the same thing in the forms over and over and over again.

was supposed to think abt my essays then i ended up watching The Patriot on Starhub SCV (the bloody monopoly that only got 15 marks for me) damn good show man... the movie actually made me feel sad, and i almost teared (but of course i didnt. real men dont tear! haha), which is pretty rare. only i not stupid could achieve that.

got back 3 subjects and 2 S papers already. omg noob haha self destructed for chem. if not get A already basket. but its ok im saving marks for A levels :)

heres a video of some nic pwnage in the toilet (masterminded by berbert)

today damn funny... the prata house uncle was flirting with gerbert and kept asking me for his name. so now the prata house guy knows gerbert as 1. Berbert 2. Baby G

Baby G and nic looking so blissful in on the couch in the library <3

guess who this retard is! if u can guess who i give you prize :)

2 more weeks of sch. so sad ill miss rj

post prelims

2006-09-22T23:46:00.000+08:00

woooooo postive thinking! A levels will be over in 2 months time

anw ive been busy enjoying myself over the past few days, replenishing my fuel tank for the arduous 2 months ahead.

this is eric ang in his fantastic lanning "suit". the clown forgot to bring CVs and i had to lend him my jacket, which was matched with some skimpt shorts. this picture screams FAGGOT and PIMP.

THIS PICTURE OMG is freaking funny. we were in the dhoby ghaut mrt station and my clownish classmates were commenting that my pair of jeans was a girl's cut. i was adamant that it is a guy's cut (hey i bought it from topshop ok. its called BOOTCUT)
so i told hasu to take a pic of my jeans to show me. then he was like "eh go stand against a white background so i can take the pic", which i obliged... turned out that the white background had an extra hand and now the pic looks pornn.

yst i was out with dings yabbie and amishrake. dings was playing with my phone as usual, and look what he did to ker yandao! hahaha he came in a yellow pimpy singlet yst omg.

the king of all fags - my dear friend leonard, sinchi, amishrake

im gonna enjoy life before the prelim results bomb down on me next week :)

slacking

2006-09-16T19:41:00.000+08:00

im gonna slack this weekend away... its my policy to relax during exam time haha

after the papers yst (read: pwnt by phy mcq), i went for dinner at billy bombers in century square with my family. food was good as usual, although i think my appetite has shrunk since ive stopped training.

went to cut my hair at supercuts in tampines mall. i was the last customer haha. kaos the hairdresser pwnt my hair. i look like some sec 2 kid now with my slopes -_-" but it feels good to have short hair. me ---> sec 2 noob

for some reason my parents were feeling generous and we went to crystal jade for supper, although i was stuffed already. i realised i havent been to tampines mall since... dunno when

since it is the exam season now, i dedicate this song to all the stressed and angsty students out there!

Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone

Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone

Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddie"

ok in all honesty, even though the education system has flaws, school life is still fantastic.

cheers to... MOE!

prelims

2006-09-14T14:46:00.000+08:00

prelims are damn sian.

worst part is that i cant sleep at night because i screwed up my sleep cycle during the hols lmao.

ok the papers so far

maths P1: it was ok
chem P3 : got owned... din do a hell lot of marks. but the good thing is that the rest of it i was pretty sure
econs p3 : can never be sure how well one does. but it was good in the sense that i completed my essays for the first time ever
phy p3 : once again din finish the paper. but the rest of the paper was quite ez. so shud be ok as long i dun gg my mcq and sec B tmr.

stats Qs are cunning. i keep getting pwnt haha. damn careless la sians.

tmr some super math day. phy p1 p2 math p2.

i finally got some quality sleep last night. slept from 1am to 11pm. feels good man.

im looking forward to next wednesday after chem S.

war zone

2006-09-09T18:45:00.000+08:00

the war zone that is my room

and my dining table

i will clear the mess after prelims haha.

before every end year exam my room will be a total mess. but this year, the mess has extended to the dining table, which we rarely use anw so no big loss???

prelims starting in 2 days... so sian. but looking on the bright side, its only 1 week and 4 days till the end of prelims.

and approximately 1.5 months till A levels

and only 2.5 months till the end of A levels!!!

ONLY 80 days more of this crazy pre-tertiary education system, after which i will be free, that is until NS, which is abt 4 months away.

i will miss jc life, as i have been missing life in ri

gg boring

2006-09-05T23:43:00.000+08:00

currently, life is very boring.

everyday wake up study nap watch korean drama at 7pm then study summore then go to slp.

but today was quite bad... kept falling aslp while mugging for econs in the afternoon. ploughed through 48 pages of that national income determination lecture notes in 3+ hrs. it was so boring i dozed off every 5 mins.

hopefully i wont get anything below a B for any of my subs, although 4Bs will be -_-" lets hope i have enough juice to squeeze a couple of 69.5s.

i realised when i get damn bored i will start blog/friendster surfing. everytime im taking a break ill surf blogs, and occasionally, friendster. its quite amusing reading abt random rants by random pple. hmm... i think all my blog entries are very inane, but thats cuz i dun feel comfortable revealing everything online haha. my blog is clearly not an accurate reflection of my deep intellectual thought:)

in other news, its sad that steve 'croc hunter' irwin died. irony of all ironies, the croc hunter was owned by a stingray. apparently its damn rare that a man dies from a stingray sting, but this guy so suay... kena the sting right in his heart. gg. id like to say that he was a real man and i enjoyed watching his programmes.

its rj library again tomorrow.

brotherly love

2006-08-31T22:31:00.000+08:00

RJ toilets

fajoo dishing out some good lovin'

j2s before prelims

2006-08-26T00:25:00.000+08:00

This is seriously funny shit.

i should compile these videos into a vcd and sell them.

all these videos are definitely worth ur time dudes haha.

2S06A fight club

2S06A'ian Idol

pimp and whore dance. stars fajoo and hasu

the life of j2s before prelims.

this is clearly the way to success.

its been long overdue

2006-08-23T00:03:00.000+08:00

an admission from jquek on my tagboard

"the quarter of my face will outweigh the ugliness of the rest" - JQuek

and by the rest, he means yiliang, eugene and yabbie

god... he sure is FFFFF ugly.

even he thinks so :)

incident of the day

2006-08-21T23:37:00.001+08:00

-entrance of the canteen where all the dedications are pasted on the floor-

me: oh my god look at that-*points at a note that says "XX (arbitrary name) I LOVE YOU!"-

gerb (shouts): holy shit did Sexyboy (arbitrary name for my friend) write that for XX?!

situ (shouts): who is XX?! who is XX?! who is XX?! oh my god who is XX?! can u pls tell me who is XX?! -pokes me and makes a din-

gerb, situ, zhu then proceed to create a scene there.

gerb: -looks up- OMG -pokes me- isnt that XX???

gerb (whispers to everyone): OMG THATS XX

everyone (looks up): omg.... holyshiiiitttt....

XX and her friends start staring at us, as we pondered what to do next

at that point in time we decided that we have just pwnt ourselves and sexyboy very badly hahahaha

and thus,

we decided to flee from the scene of the crime to LT2 for math :)

Deepest heartfelt regrets to my dearest friend, Sexyboy.

1 more week

2006-08-20T19:18:00.000+08:00

1 more week till the eve of prelims.

kicking off the season will be gp and econs S on the same day.

mingwei's flying off for yale today. have good year ahead man! see you next year when ur back in sg. by then u'll be a master in economics and i'll be a.... ns man. hahaha

tonight there's man utd vs fulham!!! glory glory manutd! for the premiership! although i have this feeling that manutd is gonna get pwned this season. theyve only bought carrick and some keeper and i still think they lack bite in midfield. liverpool's looking good with the players they bought (although last night's performance suggested otherwise). arsenal should be pretty shen with rosicky, henry, fabregas all fit and sharp. chelsea is and has always been looking imba, more so now, with ballack and shevchenko. as for dear manutd. GO ROONEY!!! rooney >>> all

im damn sian of mugging, but then again who isnt? looking forward to my daily doses of this korean serial on weekdays, 7pm. thats how no life ive become. haha.

help i dunno what to study for econs!

Ker Yan Guang

2006-08-17T20:29:00.000+08:00

since yabbie has asked me to write a post about him, i shall kindly oblige.

yabbie is handsome and smart. he has many girls after him.

he is also a founding member of the BMC - bomb magnets club.

this happy chap has just been nominated for prom king by his class. so, i will do some advertising for him here. (u better thank me for this)

YABBIE CLAIMS
"my bod is damn hot"
"my (insert) damn big!"
"im damn strong"
"SHE (person A) SMILED AT ME YESTERDAY LOR" said on 17th august
"SHE (person B) LOOKED AT ME TODAY" said on 17th august

as we can see, yabbie definitely has the physical qualities to be prom king, and given the charm this debonair exudes, it is no wonder why girls dig him so much.

as part of ur belated birthday present, i shall write u a poem

yabbie yabbie yabbie,
so handsome so muscular so cheeky
girls love his shapely body

oh yabbie oh yabbie oh
some ugly girls do love u so
but no matter, we love you to your toe

sunshine yanguang sunshine
maybe some day you will find
that *a***** and
*s***
wanna be your lover

tell me im a lit genius

ah from cute young boy to handsum stud

the life and times of yabbie...

friend

team mate

yandao

life and times of a 2S06A guy

2006-08-14T21:55:00.000+08:00

ever wondered what we do in class?

check it out

the star of the show is gerbert, who is trapped (as always). watch him as he struggles to free himself from the evil clutches of some ugly noobs!

actually this was only half the action before econs. after this video was taken, nic and gerb started chasing each other up and down the stairs, with fajoo joining in the butt-banging, broomstick action. ah the life of j2s.

i hereby proclaim 2S06A 2006 as the most retarded class in RJ

bored

2006-08-13T21:26:00.000+08:00

hello all

i promise ill update this blog more often than the last one.

after all blogspot is so much more convenient

next week promises to be an action packed week, from mon to fri.

yea who am i kidding...

anw heres a little something we took in boarding in 2004
(the nub in the video is not me. its daojie)

all the boarding videos never fail to amuse me. to those who havent seen operation asswipe yet, do ask me abt it. haha

btw i cant even choose a domain name without pple commenting abt it hahaha. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH A CANDYCAVE.

why?!

ICE CREAM MOUSE dontpissinthewater.blogspot.com says:
sounds horny

thats my dear junior kane for you.

well too bad haha... my candycave owns joo

new blog

2006-08-12T20:02:00.000+08:00

im so damn bored i decided to make a new blog. blogspot is a hell lot easier to update.

to start uall off, i shall post a pic of my no.1 no.1 fan GERBERT!

there. may this blog receive his undying support and may it be the first site he logs on to every time he comes online. hahaha