i'm fed up

everybody needs a shoulder for support and i'm no different!

i'm bloody hungry

wtf?!

i saw this on a banner outside some secondary school in pasir ris

"TOP OPTIMAL SCORER FOR O LEVELS - 8 DISTINCTIONS"

someone pls tell me wtf is a "top optimal scorer"!?!?


Something amusing i picked up from overheardinnewyork.com

And They'll Spit Right in Your Eye

Cop #1: What, you can't say, 'Good morning' anymore?
Cop #2: Haha.
Cop #1: I get more fuckin' respect from the sperm in my balls than from you!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: Emily

and another!

This Is Worse Than That Time He Pooped Out Those Kittens

Black girl: I can't believe we just went to the hospital to find out that your cat has no sex.
White girl: What?
Black girl, louder: That your cat has no sex!
White girl: Oh, yeah! I can't believe my male cat has no penis!

--3 train

Overheard by: office peon

Americans say the darnest shit man hahahahaha. somehow cop #1 reminds me of amishrake the man.

woo

YAY raffles damn ownage during tramp comp!

here are the results (for the benefit of mingwei)

GUYS

A div: gold

maz indiv first
boon and jordan indiv second

B div: gold

C div: silver

RJ girls: silver

huiqi indiv third


well done raffles!

had a damn fun time at the glasshouse fish and co after comp! nonsensed about as usual :)



Today i had a great birthday, best one i have had in years (since the rest have mostly been spent training)!

THANKS XUHUI AND UMAY FOR THE FANTASTIC CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!! even though very sweet (just like me) but its ok, im still very touched! my dad said that the cake is better than the lana cakes! when uall set up ur specialty cake shop next time ill be your first customer

so today was spent eating and eating and eating. having 3 meals in 8 hrs is quite taxing on the stomach haha. instant mee, pasta, cake, sushi, ben and jerrys omg i am fat!





SADLY, i am 19. only ONE year away from 20 wth. so old zzz.

painnnn

omg i owned my back...

no really im not depressed contrary to what u might think. I am just damn sian diao.

I'm thinking of taking up muay thai - must ask eddison abt it hahaha. at least got something to spend my time on.

next week will be an action packed week. mon night duty, tues can watch tramp comp shi chang di, wed got the comp itself, thurs got off. thinking of taking off on friday also hmhmhm.

good luck ri and rj trampers! doubt uall will see this but its the thought that counts!

anw i've made another blog for my deeper entries (i am a thinker ha ha). ask me for the address if u think i wont mind u reading it :P

so sad everyone enlist already. byebye amishrake dings yabbie hammy nayr winfred and a whole lot of other clowns. its sad that u guys ORD after me hahhaa

you know what?

Everyday, I feel like my life shortens by two days.

Everyday, I'm gradually forgetting how to be happy.

Maybe, by the end of 2008, I'd be dead.

Serving and waiting to fuck off

HONG KONG

woo just got back from hk and it was a fantastic trip! shopping eating shopping eating the whole time. even in the tourist trap called disneyland lol!

went with d!nGs yabbie amishrake and the company was fun! hk was quite cold actually, but its a good change to the singapore heat.

ok here's what i bought

1 pair of nike sneakers
1 pair of adidas stan smiths
1 pair of esprit pants
2 shirts
1 bag
1 mickey mouse umbrella
6 boxes of lao po bing
VCDs
$100++ of souvenirs and food stuff
$100 of alchohol

andddd

i bought gerberts present! gerbert i am expecting a present from u soon

disneyland was quite fun although not as good as the other disneylands in other countries.

the tour guide for the jungle river cruise was hilarious with his thick honky accented english

"haha! the raft is sinking" - guide pointing to some other raft on which were 40 or so pple

"please remove all your jewellery, watches and valuables.... so the cannibals don't get indigestion!" and some idiot really removed his valuables lol

and the crowning statement after we finished the ride

"it's magic! we're alive!"

disneyland is really a tourist trap, term coined by amishrake. i blew about $100 sgd there omg haha.

yabbie and i came to a conclusion that hk chics know how to dress better than sg girls. which isnt really surprising actually, considering that the fashion in singapore is really shitty compared to hk clothes. the giordano and bossini there owns man. the specialty shops were damn good too, although i didnt buy any punk clothes haha

yabbie and i had interesting talks at night. i realised that he hates all my friends hahahahahaha

amishrake has the oddest fashion taste ever man... and he <3 toren hehe

hk has a hell lot of porn everywhere, especially in the news stands.

and i had the best dim sum breakfast ever. $10 for all u can eat dimsum buffet. damn shiok man! too bad we didnt get to eat goose.

i also drank 1 bottle of shitty beer called BLUE ICE. even though i feel it tastes better than tiger, amishrake dings and yabbie think it tastes like piss. but whatever they all taste bad. i think ive emerged a stronger person after finished all 650 ml of that gross thing.

anw mebbe ill post some pics soon.

time to serve the nation dings yabbie and amishrake! join me in the struggle to ensure singapore's continued safety!